Politics

Since human time began
Conservatives and liberals
Have been at odds
Who sat where in the cave
Whether or not the fire god is real
Acting in history protecting believers
Who got the biggest portion of the hunt
The hunter who made the kill
Sacrifices to the fire god
Conservatives said no hunting
On the fire god’s birthday
Liberals said hunt when there is game
Conservatives wanted a chief
To be in charge of things
Hunting lands should be assigned
Only the chief could talk to the fire god
Liberals wanted equal opportunity
With the hunt shared by everyone
Conservatives wanted the tribes
Leaders to be inherited by blood
Liberals wanted tribal decisions
To be made with everyone involved
And so it goes, so it goes