Her absence is so ominous
I wonder what it bodes for us;
and is it just coincidence
(I never doubt my Spidey-sense)
that soon the Mayan calendar
expires, but we don't hear from her?
Perhaps she's doomsday prepping
and that circumvents her stepping
to her trusty ol' computers
while she guards the home from looters.
But that seems a little drastic
(truth is often less fantastic);
I'm sure she wants to stop and write
but making time's an endless fight.